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Daylily? More like Gaylily. 
That's right, I said it, I'm raising this plant gay.
Daylily? More like Gaylily. That's right, I said it, I'm raising this plant gay.
Whoops, didn't mean to flexxx on y'all with my new reel mower.
Whoops, didn't mean to flexxx on y'all with my new reel mower.
Lil Garden Gnome.
Lil Garden Gnome.
Hibiscus Heaux.
Hibiscus Heaux.
Capt. Moon Moon & His Trusty Young Space Cadet. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
Capt. Moon Moon & His Trusty Young Space Cadet. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
Thicc Ol' Ass Keepin' It Down. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Thicc Ol' Ass Keepin' It Down. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Plant Papi.
Plant Papi.
The light is broken but I still work. I apologize to y'all if y'all were wondering where I went. I have been trying to keep my head low these past few months in an attempt to re-ground myself and get a handle on stress. Mental health was at a real low but it has gotten better this month. General mood has gotten better as well to where I actually feel cool with myself again to give a fuck about my appearance.

I'm sorry if anyone was worried. I appreciate y'all for simply existing in my life.
The light is broken but I still work. I apologize to y'all if y'all were wondering where I went. I have been trying to keep my head low these past few months in an attempt to re-ground myself and get a handle on stress. Mental health was at a real low but it has gotten better this month. General mood has gotten better as well to where I actually feel cool with myself again to give a fuck about my appearance. I'm sorry if anyone was worried. I appreciate y'all for simply existing in my life.
The Future Is Now, Old Man.

The TP is just there as an arm rest for you to brace yourself against the typhoon strength jets that'll cut them cheeks cleans as well as in twain. 
but wait, there's more! After you finish water boarding the shame from your ass, relax and unwind as the built in ass blower dries that booty into a burn ban. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Complimentary luxuries at Casa de Trill.
The Future Is Now, Old Man. The TP is just there as an arm rest for you to brace yourself against the typhoon strength jets that'll cut them cheeks cleans as well as in twain. but wait, there's more! After you finish water boarding the shame from your ass, relax and unwind as the built in ass blower dries that booty into a burn ban. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Complimentary luxuries at Casa de Trill.
Shrimp plant (Justicia brandegeeana)

If you live in the Houston area, this is a very good bush to keep for our respective growing zone. With proper care and trimming, it will come back year after year. Also a great way to get hummingbirds to come to your property. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Shrimp plant (Justicia brandegeeana) If you live in the Houston area, this is a very good bush to keep for our respective growing zone. With proper care and trimming, it will come back year after year. Also a great way to get hummingbirds to come to your property. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
Unidentified Ant-Lion (Myrmeleonย Sp.) putting in some work for that lunch.

Very common in areas with a lot of loose dirt, these little hidden hunters wait all day in funnels that they dig out for any ant unfortunate enough to wander into them. The loose sand and the funnel shape causes the ant to slide down the more it struggles, right into the hungry jaws of the trap's owner. For stubborn prey such as this particular ant, the Ant-Lion will not hesitate to speed the process along by aggressively flicking sand to dislodge it's meal.
Unidentified Ant-Lion (Myrmeleonย Sp.) putting in some work for that lunch. Very common in areas with a lot of loose dirt, these little hidden hunters wait all day in funnels that they dig out for any ant unfortunate enough to wander into them. The loose sand and the funnel shape causes the ant to slide down the more it struggles, right into the hungry jaws of the trap's owner. For stubborn prey such as this particular ant, the Ant-Lion will not hesitate to speed the process along by aggressively flicking sand to dislodge it's meal.
Showing off a Striped Bark Scorpion (Centruroides vittatus) to an already savvy young naturalist.
Showing off a Striped Bark Scorpion (Centruroides vittatus) to an already savvy young naturalist.
BEVERLY HILLS COP HOLOTAPE

E) TAKE
BEVERLY HILLS COP HOLOTAPE E) TAKE
Big Guy & Rusty.
Big Guy & Rusty.
Neon & Noodles.
Neon & Noodles.