Prezzenting the Truffle Shuffle (truffle and corn, you dont need to know anything else) zza and Wells Salad (mixed greens, mandarin oranges,
avocado, bacon bits, onions, gorgonzola & lemon poppy seed dressing) from @happycamperchicago. Friendship provided by @sschofie and @jillianbarwick. Intentions to get abs provided by @soulcycle
We need to talk. Apparently in Philly they have this thing called tomato pie and it looks like something that’d come alive and eat your family idk wtf it is or who invented it or what it tastes like but I need your solicited opinions to help me make sense of life during this difficult time. Ty @katystank for the pic and for bringing this into public dialogue.
This is Marla. She owns her own upholstery business where she specializes in working with animal skins. She will get you a great discount on a vintage cow skin loveseat, you just gotta go to the back of the Circle K down on the corner or Reno & Meridian on Sundays and knock 7 times at which point an almost believable cowboy with poor hygiene and little green specks between his teeth despite the fact that he looks like he hasn’t eaten a vegetable in ages will come to the door and ask “what do yer want?” That’s Marla, tell her you want a loveseat.
Zza: The Ditka by Bricks Pizza Chicago #sluttyravioli
This is Bethanne. She hates the fact that she has two first names but she never really had a nickname that stuck growing up so alas, here we are. Anyway, she is wearing a new lipstick she got at Walgreens (@covergirl shade “blushing flounder”) because she is on a date tonight with the linguini who showed up 25 minutes late and lukewarm but she knows she looks flawless so it’s ok plus she got early access to the bread bowl without his judgmental stares. Also, she works in influencer marketing but cant really sum that up on dates very well so she tells people she’s a content creator which seems to appease people/not provoke many follow up questions 📸: @ninaskumar