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proof she’s hit the twos early (this adorable toddler meltdown interruption brought to you by mommy not letting me walk in the road) #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #toddlermeltdown #shesadorablethough #thatmeanmommy
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But I don’t like pink.... my bedroom is too pink. I cannot go to bed. You need to paint it yellow. #ffs #EmiliaViolet #sheknowsherownmind #mymini
“My mom won’t ask Alexa to play Old MacDonald” 😢  This kid is too much! 🙄 #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #reasonsmykidiscrying #dramaking
Some days you’re nailing the motherhood thing. Some days you have to pee and the baby gets stuck in the easel. Again. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #thisistwo #momlife #motherhood #sahm #sahmlife #troublesometoddler #itsagoodthingyourecute #ijusthadtopee
It’s time for another round of #ReasonsMyToddlerIsCrying

She wants me to pick her up but doesn’t want to walk to me... however she walked right up to me to pick up her blanket and then ran back to the door to cry for me to come get her. 🤦🏻‍♀️
It’s time for another round of #ReasonsMyToddlerIsCrying  She wants me to pick her up but doesn’t want to walk to me... however she walked right up to me to pick up her blanket and then ran back to the door to cry for me to come get her. 🤦🏻‍♀️
I don't think he likes his new bike helmet... 😂
But PSA, this helmet is $26 in store and online it's only $14.99!!
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In case anybody ever wondered why my feel good plant based supplements are my life line.... here’s why 🙄🤦‍♀️.
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I love being a mom, I really do. Probably a good thing considering how many kids we have. But some days...it’s hard. Some days the baby screams even while I’m holding her (like she is here). Some days I juggle that screaming baby, a demanding toddler, & homework help for the other kids all while I make dinner just to have every one of those kids tell me it’s disgusting and oh my god I’m the worst mom ever because I want them to please just please for the love of Santa just eat some vegetables!!! Some days they yell and fight and yell some more. Hair gets pulled, somebody gets pinched, doors are slammed and I spend time breaking up more fights than an old school hockey ref. Some days this motherhood thing that I love so very much is hard. It is exhausting. It is draining. It sucks! There! I said it! Some days it reeeaaally suuuuucks!!! Yes I know it’s temporary. I know they’ll grow up and you swear I’ll miss the fighting. But tonight? I’m calling bs on that. That future is too far off to believe in and I’m just trying to focus on that bedtime that is happening in 15 min and 42 seconds (41, 40, 39,...). But I already know that the battle doesn’t end at bedtime bc somebody needs another drink and their closet is too scary and the light from their window is too bright and their pajamas feel funny and there is probably a permission slip somewhere that absolutely positively has to be turned in tomorrow...but when we find that slip it’ll be due in a week. And everybody will need me to sing the song for them just one more time. Ill do it too...bc I do love being a mom. I love that they still need me to get rid of monsters. I love the way their hair tickles my nose when I kiss their heads. And oh boy do I love the way that head smells (every mom knows what I’m talking about). I love it all so much. But tonight...right now before bedtime...it sucks. #momlife #schaferkids #badmomsmakeyoueatveggies #endlessfighting #thisiswhysomeanimalseattheiryoung #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #noreasonatall #justgottamakeittobedtime
I love being a mom, I really do. Probably a good thing considering how many kids we have. But some days...it’s hard. Some days the baby screams even while I’m holding her (like she is here). Some days I juggle that screaming baby, a demanding toddler, & homework help for the other kids all while I make dinner just to have every one of those kids tell me it’s disgusting and oh my god I’m the worst mom ever because I want them to please just please for the love of Santa just eat some vegetables!!! Some days they yell and fight and yell some more. Hair gets pulled, somebody gets pinched, doors are slammed and I spend time breaking up more fights than an old school hockey ref. Some days this motherhood thing that I love so very much is hard. It is exhausting. It is draining. It sucks! There! I said it! Some days it reeeaaally suuuuucks!!! Yes I know it’s temporary. I know they’ll grow up and you swear I’ll miss the fighting. But tonight? I’m calling bs on that. That future is too far off to believe in and I’m just trying to focus on that bedtime that is happening in 15 min and 42 seconds (41, 40, 39,...). But I already know that the battle doesn’t end at bedtime bc somebody needs another drink and their closet is too scary and the light from their window is too bright and their pajamas feel funny and there is probably a permission slip somewhere that absolutely positively has to be turned in tomorrow...but when we find that slip it’ll be due in a week. And everybody will need me to sing the song for them just one more time. Ill do it too...bc I do love being a mom. I love that they still need me to get rid of monsters. I love the way their hair tickles my nose when I kiss their heads. And oh boy do I love the way that head smells (every mom knows what I’m talking about). I love it all so much. But tonight...right now before bedtime...it sucks. #momlife  #schaferkids  #badmomsmakeyoueatveggies  #endlessfighting  #thisiswhysomeanimalseattheiryoung  #reasonsmytoddleriscrying  #noreasonatall  #justgottamakeittobedtime 
The look she gave me when I told her that actually, this car isn’t hers. 😬
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#toddlerlife #EmiliaMarie #momlife #sorry #instacute #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #reasonsmykidiscrying
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying : her tooth won’t fall out
I won’t let him use the hiking poles on adult size. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying : because he "can't reach" the Lego window 😅
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying her octopuses are not allowed to be in her pink bath.
She grabbed a shoe and said “shoe” while holding up her foot. I put her shoe on. She starts fussing and kicking saying “off”. I take the shoe off. Repeat for five minutes. Until I move the shoe out of view. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #assholeparent
She grabbed a shoe and said “shoe” while holding up her foot. I put her shoe on. She starts fussing and kicking saying “off”. I take the shoe off. Repeat for five minutes. Until I move the shoe out of view. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying  #assholeparent 
Such a sad face. She's been having a meltdown for the past 15 minutes because she wants a banana, and we are all out of bananas. Poor, sad little monkey. 
#parenthood #toddlers #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
Reasons why toddler is throwing a fit: I gave her a bag of pretzels. Like she asked for. I really am a horrible parent. Damn it. I should work on this. #assholeparent
Reasons why toddler is throwing a fit: I gave her a bag of pretzels. Like she asked for. I really am a horrible parent. Damn it. I should work on this. #assholeparent 
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying I said she had to remove her new sparkly trainers to get ready for bed
I also like long, loud trips to the grocery store, and repeating myself about 1000x times a day 🙌🏻 #butforreal #thenotgettingpregnantbit
The reason she's crying is because I didn't HAND her the juice she asked me to make for her, instead I set it on the table in front of her. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #lovemyaddy
The reason she's crying is because I didn't HAND her the juice she asked me to make for her, instead I set it on the table in front of her. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying  #lovemyaddy 
We made him wear a shirt to daycare #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
June was very upset when I told her the candy she found in the bathroom drawer was in fact not candy. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
June was very upset when I told her the candy she found in the bathroom drawer was in fact not candy. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying 
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying  I have no freaking clue....
The Oscar the Grouch toy doesn’t come apart (it isn’t supposed to). #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying this sweater is NOT a dress or a tutu, therefore, it is not worthy of being on her body.
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying she doesn’t have four feet so she can’t wear 2 pairs of shoes
Me subí pero nose como bajarme pero no quiero ayuda. 🤷🏽‍♀️ #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
I won’t let him play with the baby’s toy...that the baby is currently holding. Plastic keys he hasn’t touched in a year. 🔑#reasonsmytoddleriscrying
I won’t let him play with the baby’s toy...that the baby is currently holding. Plastic keys he hasn’t touched in a year. 🔑#reasonsmytoddleriscrying 
She couldn’t slurp from her pouch and her sippy cup at the same time. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
"we don't have any bacon" #reasonsmytoddleriscrying