Not many people know this but I’m a pretty famous rockstar and Wikipedia was wrong. I wrote the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. The sad story of a boy that just wants to go hiking. ‘Is this a real life?
Is this my fantasy?
Caught on a beachside
After calling in absentee
Opened my eyes
Looked out to the skies and sea
I’m just some poor boy, hiking the Promontory
But I need income - it does blow
Cash supply - little low
Anyway, can I propose, a dozen trips a year for me, pretty please?
C’mon, can I walk the land?
You won’t just find me dead
I’m much bigger, it’s been said
C’mon, give me some sun
for its nature calling to go out and plaaayyy
There is a chance I could die
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, I am gone, these things sometimes happen
Too late, winter has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Thanks stupid weather now I can’t go
Cause rain is shit and that’s a well known truth
C’mon, you know it too
I’m not gonna lie
I sometimes wish I was happy to hike in the rainfaaalll (Bitchin’ guitar solo)
No we will not let you go - let me go!
Fuck you! We will not let you go - let me go!
Fuck you! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Another bitchin’ solo)
So you think you can stop me and believe in your lie
that if I lived in the bush I would probably die
Oh baby, that’s likely true maybe
But I just wanna get out go hiking with me and my gear
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
It just so happens
I gotta go pee
It just so happens, it just so happens, I gotta go pee
Anyway, it’s time to go’