I like my heels how I like my penises:
bigger than german average. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
In the light of this post I'd also like to formally apologize to my mother and father, my brothers and sister, my prospective employer, my future children and husband, my relatives of the first, second and third degree, the german state, my landlord, the cute cashier of my regular supermarket, my eighth grade math teacher and the driver of the S6 to Tutzing I'm currently in. I'm sorry. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Jk, I know I'm hilarious.