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Excuse my language! So went out to get some garbage carp after work today and landed me this little guy ha ha. Made my day! #carphunter #bowfishing #jokesonme #smallestcarever #toofunny
First of all....this couldn’t be more true! The twins are crazy as hell! #thoughtIwasagreatparent #jokesonme #energyonfleek #nochillatall
2 days and 3 exams left, then i can sleep.....hahaha lies then I gotta go to work....I will sleep all next week!!!!! .
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#unilife #examweek #exams #melbournetheatre #metro #melbounre #studentlife #trains #flindersstreet #uniholidays #jokesonme #whatareholidays
Au lieu de s'échanger un bracelet BFF forever, on s'est échangé une jambe. Ça fait que maintenant on sait qu'on est pas vraiment inséparable... tougoudoum tssshh 🥁 je sais t'as comprend pas désolée.
@ysathebatwoman #jokeauquartdetour#humoristedelannee#salutbonjourweekend#jejouedelaguitare#jokesonme#jetaime#4ever#lorie#presdemoi#pasdrole#getout#bff
You know how you get busy and then you kind of forget to do anything, and then you’ve forgotten for so long that you’ve just become used to it and suddenly realize you’ve become lazy? That’s basically what happened with my blog. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #FailuretoWrite #Fail #Failure #OnFailure #BrushofftheDust #Write #Writing #Blog #carrietalesblog #newblog #newblogpost #newpost #newpostalert #linkinbio #movingon #hopefullyillremembertokeepwriting #jokesonme #ParksandRec #acknowledgeandaccept
You know how you get busy and then you kind of forget to do anything, and then you’ve forgotten for so long that you’ve just become used to it and suddenly realize you’ve become lazy? That’s basically what happened with my blog. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #FailuretoWrite  #Fail  #Failure  #OnFailure  #BrushofftheDust  #Write  #Writing  #Blog  #carrietalesblog  #newblog  #newblogpost  #newpost  #newpostalert  #linkinbio  #movingon  #hopefullyillremembertokeepwriting  #jokesonme  #ParksandRec  #acknowledgeandaccept 
Me 20 minutes after I get to work after waking up and believing I can make it through the day unscathed. #jokesonme
Me 20 minutes after I get to work after waking up and believing I can make it through the day unscathed. #jokesonme 
Old sketch from way back when. #joker #dragonballz #dc #sketch #sketchbook #drawing #draw #mashup #art #artist #artwork  #haha #jokesonme
Yesterday this critter made off with an orange wedge. I thought I was smart by putting out grape jelly instead. #foiledagain #squirrelsofinstagram #funnysquirrel #cheekysquirrel #hungrysquirrel #grapejelly #backyardcritters #jokesonme
Fast! Something @themankicks would do...
Fast! Something @themankicks would do...
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Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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➡➡Note: The "House of Judah" and the "Lost Sheep of the House of Israel" [also called Joseph / Ephraim / Ten Tribes / Goyim / Gentiles / Notzrim / Christians (see➡ @top10disappearances for Messianic / Christian side)] have started to shake hands after 2,700 years of separation FULFILLING PROPHECY, now that JERUSALEM is also being acknowledge
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➡➡➡Beloved PRESIDENT TRUMP, his family and his administration play a 'major role' in this prophetic event - he is the modern-day King Cyrus the Great who ended the captivity👏👏 and we solute you!
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➡➡➡➡'Notzrim' is the modern Hebrew word for CHRISTIANS. In Jer 31:6 EPHRAIM, who is the TEN TRIBE 'HOUSE OF ISRAEL', would be called Notzrim in Hebrew in the future according to prophecy. The root of Notzrim means 'Watchmen' as stated in this verse. The word translated as 'Watchmen', does not apply to the House of Judah, ONLY to Ephraim, who is the 'House of Israel'. Jeremiah was in fact prophesying that the TEN TRIBES in the latter times WOULD BE CHRISTIANS, and as such would be Judah's ALLY, exactly as President Trump is doing, and not Judah's adversary!
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🔹The first formal open dialogue between the Two Houses, where the Prodigal Son and the Son in the House are now talking again
🔹YOU are now "Commonwealth of Israel" family and undeniably prophecy in the making
🔹Follow us on Facebook for the latest restoration news
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☝We plea with you to be sensitive, patient, tolerant, long-suffering, and to bear fruit for this remarkable eventuality. We wish you Shalom
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#laughteristhebestmedicine #laught #jokesandjokesandjokes #jokerandthethief #jokerfan #joketime #jokerart #laughoutloud #jokesonme #jokerface #shortjoke #shortjokes #humorous #humorflow #humör #humor😂 #humordaily #lag #humoriste #humorheals #humortoday #humorgospel #humorcrew #humorquotes #humorecards #humorme #humorspecial #jewishhumor #top10disappearances #commonwealthofisrael
. ⬇ Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter is the Best Medicine! . ➡➡Note: The "House of Judah" and the "Lost Sheep of the House of Israel" [also called Joseph / Ephraim / Ten Tribes / Goyim / Gentiles / Notzrim / Christians (see➡ @top10disappearances for Messianic / Christian side)] have started to shake hands after 2,700 years of separation FULFILLING PROPHECY, now that JERUSALEM is also being acknowledge . ➡➡➡Beloved PRESIDENT TRUMP, his family and his administration play a 'major role' in this prophetic event - he is the modern-day King Cyrus the Great who ended the captivity👏👏 and we solute you! . ➡➡➡➡'Notzrim' is the modern Hebrew word for CHRISTIANS. In Jer 31:6 EPHRAIM, who is the TEN TRIBE 'HOUSE OF ISRAEL', would be called Notzrim in Hebrew in the future according to prophecy. The root of Notzrim means 'Watchmen' as stated in this verse. The word translated as 'Watchmen', does not apply to the House of Judah, ONLY to Ephraim, who is the 'House of Israel'. Jeremiah was in fact prophesying that the TEN TRIBES in the latter times WOULD BE CHRISTIANS, and as such would be Judah's ALLY, exactly as President Trump is doing, and not Judah's adversary! . 🔹The first formal open dialogue between the Two Houses, where the Prodigal Son and the Son in the House are now talking again 🔹YOU are now "Commonwealth of Israel" family and undeniably prophecy in the making 🔹Follow us on Facebook for the latest restoration news . ☝We plea with you to be sensitive, patient, tolerant, long-suffering, and to bear fruit for this remarkable eventuality. We wish you Shalom . #laughteristhebestmedicine  #laught  #jokesandjokesandjokes  #jokerandthethief  #jokerfan  #joketime  #jokerart  #laughoutloud  #jokesonme  #jokerface  #shortjoke  #shortjokes  #humorous  #humorflow  #humör  #humor 😂 #humordaily  #lag  #humoriste  #humorheals  #humortoday  #humorgospel  #humorcrew  #humorquotes  #humorecards  #humorme  #humorspecial  #jewishhumor  #top10disappearances  #commonwealthofisrael 
I couldn't wait to get out of traffic, come home and take a nap #jokesonme #daddylife #family
She may not remember the living room floor snuggles, but I sure will. 💗 She won't remember eating cold brussel sprouts on the kitchen floor, but I will never forget it. 🍴She definitely won't remember the moment she experienced grass for the first time, but it is FOREVER etched in my memory!! 🍃

Recently, I've been getting down on myself because I feel like I don't have enough "time" to do everything I want to do! #mamahasgoals I seriously thought when I went down to part time work that I'd have SOOOO much more time in my day. #jokesonme This little girl takes up WAAAY more time than I expected. 😝

Yes, I could stay up later. 
Yes, I could wake up earlier. ---I mean, who needs sleep anyways--- 🙋

But what I won't sacrifice 🙅‍♀️ are these precious moments with my girl! She is the reason I have such big dreams and goals! ✨ And thank goodness I have a business that allows me to work when I can 🤸‍♀️--- in the pockets of my day!! 🤸‍♀️ I didn't have that freedom when I was working full time! Yes, it's definitely hard now, but I am making it work the best I can!! I need to remember though, to give myself grace when needed and really have grit when I have the time to hustle! 💞

I'm grateful this business is allowing me to make Soo many precious memories with Skylar! I'm blessed to be able to do this! #momentsillneverforget 
Want more time-freedom for your life? Want to be present more with your family? Check out what I do as a coach! Let me show you how you can make this work regardless of your job situation!! #letsmakeitwork #timefreedomiseverything #familymattersthemost #gritandgrace #firsttimemoms #postpartumjourney
She may not remember the living room floor snuggles, but I sure will. 💗 She won't remember eating cold brussel sprouts on the kitchen floor, but I will never forget it. 🍴She definitely won't remember the moment she experienced grass for the first time, but it is FOREVER etched in my memory!! 🍃 Recently, I've been getting down on myself because I feel like I don't have enough "time" to do everything I want to do! #mamahasgoals  I seriously thought when I went down to part time work that I'd have SOOOO much more time in my day. #jokesonme  This little girl takes up WAAAY more time than I expected. 😝 Yes, I could stay up later. Yes, I could wake up earlier. ---I mean, who needs sleep anyways--- 🙋 But what I won't sacrifice 🙅‍♀️ are these precious moments with my girl! She is the reason I have such big dreams and goals! ✨ And thank goodness I have a business that allows me to work when I can 🤸‍♀️--- in the pockets of my day!! 🤸‍♀️ I didn't have that freedom when I was working full time! Yes, it's definitely hard now, but I am making it work the best I can!! I need to remember though, to give myself grace when needed and really have grit when I have the time to hustle! 💞 I'm grateful this business is allowing me to make Soo many precious memories with Skylar! I'm blessed to be able to do this! #momentsillneverforget  Want more time-freedom for your life? Want to be present more with your family? Check out what I do as a coach! Let me show you how you can make this work regardless of your job situation!! #letsmakeitwork  #timefreedomiseverything  #familymattersthemost  #gritandgrace  #firsttimemoms  #postpartumjourney 
Me with a photo of myself because I haven’t been on my gym game, my diet is a wreck, and it’s final call season!!!!! 🚮🙂 #trash
Whooooo. Pray for me and send good vibes please. Or money (Venmo: sophianpierce). Or an açaí bowl. Or tequila.🍓🍧🍹
#jokesonme #mylifeisajoke #sos
Me with a photo of myself because I haven’t been on my gym game, my diet is a wreck, and it’s final call season!!!!! 🚮🙂 #trash  Whooooo. Pray for me and send good vibes please. Or money (Venmo: sophianpierce). Or an açaí bowl. Or tequila.🍓🍧🍹 #jokesonme  #mylifeisajoke  #sos 
You left like everybody else, you said you would never leave but you did. The difference is that I actually believed it. Silly me. Why do I fall for it everytime. I guess the joke is on me then. 
#quote #quoteoftheday #leaving #busymind #mentalillness #depression #dealing #feelings #overwhelmed #live #suicide #panic #jokesonme #everybodyis thesame
So I asked my mom the other day why did she send me to a music school when I would have preferred to have ballerina skills now.
The response? "YOU DID NOT LOOK LIKE A POTENTIAL BALLERINA TO ME." *Let us take a moment of silence*

#thanks #mom #jokesonme #foodislife
So I asked my mom the other day why did she send me to a music school when I would have preferred to have ballerina skills now. The response? "YOU DID NOT LOOK LIKE A POTENTIAL BALLERINA TO ME." *Let us take a moment of silence* #thanks  #mom  #jokesonme  #foodislife 
How excited I am about having to cut 2000 words from a 1500-word essay
How excited I am about having to cut 2000 words from a 1500-word essay
Pizza is life, 
Pizza is love, 
the pizza is bigger than myself. 
And of course a Coke zero to keep the balance #jokesonme 
What’s your favorite pizza ? 🍕

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#qoutesoftheday #poem #goethe2.0 #berlin #pizza #italianfood #favoritething #urlifestyleblog1 #plitagtuesday #prettylittleiiinspo  #summerinthecity #summerinspring
When you think the weeks going well and then it hits ya...🤷🏻‍♀️😂 #monthendmadness#busy#work#worklife#onlytuesday#fml#funnyvideos#jokesonme#throwback
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I am Stevia Wonderwomaning why this pic is blank. ¯\_ಠ ͟ʖಠ_/¯
due gnawt reed de hash browns beelow
#i #am #ugly #raycharles #daddy #stevia #wonderwoman #steviewonder #jokesonme #or #jokesonyou #blind #beautiful #beauty #memes #mommy #triggered #umad #imad #wemad #fever #disney #mmmohmygod #stop #meme #balloons #travel #feminism #bodypositive #love
Today's smiles, are brought to you by the gorgeous weather, Spring has finally embraced Ottawa with! 🌞😎
#spring #springtime #ottawa #weather #husky #seppelasiberian #siberianhusky #dogsofig #heprefersthesunoverthesnow #ourhuskyisbroken #kids #naptime #sunshine #flowers #beautyday #kidswillsleepgoodtonight #mommightactuallygetsleep #jokesonme #momlife
😂🙄😂 for real...who else can relate! 🙋🏽‍♀️
😂🙄😂 for real...who else can relate! 🙋🏽‍♀️
Just a brat enjoying his German bratwursts. Sorry everyone, I'm such a bad role model. Does this make me a weiner?
#pilotlife #nuremberg #deutschland #travelphotography #globetrotter #travel #welivetoexplore #livingthedream #lifeworthliving #jokesonme #worldtraveler
Mom: let’s go get coffee.  As we arrive at Starbucks.  Me: Puppacino for Frankie puhlease. 🤞🥤🤷‍♂️ #jokesonme #specialdiet #notreatsforme #puppy #puppiesofinstagram #doodle #doodlesofinstagram #minilabrabdoodle
Feeling beautiful for a  #babydragqueen  #lol loving being myself and I can’t wait to improve myself and be as fabulous as I can be!!! (Probably gonna look at these pictures in 10 years and cringe about how bad my makeup skill are 😂😂jokes on future me)

#lildragqueen #lovelife #bluehair #dragqueen #beautiful #futureme #jokesonme #gothiclolita #beingmyself #selfexpression
The faces I go through on a daily basis at work. #innoparticularorder #hmm ; #aww + #coolbeans ; #ohhailno + #thisbitch ; #hahaha ; #ohwaitno + #jokesonme
Excuse earlier insanity after hour n half insanity. ..#jokesonme lol
Excuse earlier insanity after hour n half insanity. ..#jokesonme  lol
I swear ever since I got this job I’ve been permanently run-down or have a cold every other week 👀🤷🏼‍♀️ Currently sound like an old man who’s smoked a pack of 50 a day......lord give me strength! 😂😭 Not pushing it, just spending the evening with cats, a gecko, and a bit of meal prepping to keep me underway for the week. Literally face-planting my fajitas right now 🤤🥑💚 #fajitas #chicken #rundown #flu #novoice #soundlikeanoldman #allthelols #jokesonme #sorrynotsorry #food #mealprep #veg #alltheveg #salsa #guacamole #cats #gecko #chill #knowwhentorest #listentoyourbody #toostressed #adult #adultlife #sucks #sometimes
I swear ever since I got this job I’ve been permanently run-down or have a cold every other week 👀🤷🏼‍♀️ Currently sound like an old man who’s smoked a pack of 50 a day......lord give me strength! 😂😭 Not pushing it, just spending the evening with cats, a gecko, and a bit of meal prepping to keep me underway for the week. Literally face-planting my fajitas right now 🤤🥑💚 #fajitas  #chicken  #rundown  #flu  #novoice  #soundlikeanoldman  #allthelols  #jokesonme  #sorrynotsorry  #food  #mealprep  #veg  #alltheveg  #salsa  #guacamole  #cats  #gecko  #chill  #knowwhentorest  #listentoyourbody  #toostressed  #adult  #adultlife  #sucks  #sometimes 
Very lucky my electric shaver didn’t die in the middle of the festival!?
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#jokesonme #comedy #humor #traveler #shaver #worldtraveler #globetrotter #livetravelexplore #travelmoreworryless #yukatacowboy #vancouver #canada
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Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter is the Best Medicine!
.
➡➡Note: The "House of Judah" and the "Lost Sheep of the House of Israel" [also called Joseph / Ephraim / Ten Tribes / Goyim / Gentiles / Notzrim / Christians (see➡ @top10disappearances for Messianic / Christian side)] have started to shake hands after 2,700 years of separation FULFILLING PROPHECY, now that JERUSALEM is also being acknowledge
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➡➡➡Beloved PRESIDENT TRUMP, his family and his administration play a 'major role' in this prophetic event - he is the modern-day King Cyrus the Great who ended the captivity👏👏 and we solute you!
.
➡➡➡➡'Notzrim' is the modern Hebrew word for CHRISTIANS. In Jer 31:6 EPHRAIM, who is the TEN TRIBE 'HOUSE OF ISRAEL', would be called Notzrim in Hebrew in the future according to prophecy. The root of Notzrim means 'Watchmen' as stated in this verse. The word translated as 'Watchmen', does not apply to the House of Judah, ONLY to Ephraim, who is the 'House of Israel'. Jeremiah was in fact prophesying that the TEN TRIBES in the latter times WOULD BE CHRISTIANS, and as such would be Judah's ALLY, exactly as President Trump is doing, and not Judah's adversary!
.
🔹The first formal open dialogue between the Two Houses, where the Prodigal Son and the Son in the House are now talking again
🔹YOU are now "Commonwealth of Israel" family and undeniably prophecy in the making
🔹Follow us on Facebook for the latest restoration news
.
☝We plea with you to be sensitive, patient, tolerant, long-suffering, and to bear fruit for this remarkable eventuality. We wish you Shalom
.
#laughteristhebestmedicine #laught #jokesandjokesandjokes #jokerandthethief #jokerfan #joketime #jokerart #laughoutloud #jokesonme #jokerface #shortjoke #shortjokes #humorous #humorflow #humör #humor😂 #humordaily #lag #humoriste #humorheals #humortoday #humorgospel #humorcrew #humorquotes #humorecards #humorme #humorspecial #jewishhumor #top10disappearances #commonwealthofisrael
. ⬇ Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter is the Best Medicine! . ➡➡Note: The "House of Judah" and the "Lost Sheep of the House of Israel" [also called Joseph / Ephraim / Ten Tribes / Goyim / Gentiles / Notzrim / Christians (see➡ @top10disappearances for Messianic / Christian side)] have started to shake hands after 2,700 years of separation FULFILLING PROPHECY, now that JERUSALEM is also being acknowledge . ➡➡➡Beloved PRESIDENT TRUMP, his family and his administration play a 'major role' in this prophetic event - he is the modern-day King Cyrus the Great who ended the captivity👏👏 and we solute you! . ➡➡➡➡'Notzrim' is the modern Hebrew word for CHRISTIANS. In Jer 31:6 EPHRAIM, who is the TEN TRIBE 'HOUSE OF ISRAEL', would be called Notzrim in Hebrew in the future according to prophecy. The root of Notzrim means 'Watchmen' as stated in this verse. The word translated as 'Watchmen', does not apply to the House of Judah, ONLY to Ephraim, who is the 'House of Israel'. Jeremiah was in fact prophesying that the TEN TRIBES in the latter times WOULD BE CHRISTIANS, and as such would be Judah's ALLY, exactly as President Trump is doing, and not Judah's adversary! . 🔹The first formal open dialogue between the Two Houses, where the Prodigal Son and the Son in the House are now talking again 🔹YOU are now "Commonwealth of Israel" family and undeniably prophecy in the making 🔹Follow us on Facebook for the latest restoration news . ☝We plea with you to be sensitive, patient, tolerant, long-suffering, and to bear fruit for this remarkable eventuality. We wish you Shalom . #laughteristhebestmedicine  #laught  #jokesandjokesandjokes  #jokerandthethief  #jokerfan  #joketime  #jokerart  #laughoutloud  #jokesonme  #jokerface  #shortjoke  #shortjokes  #humorous  #humorflow  #humör  #humor 😂 #humordaily  #lag  #humoriste  #humorheals  #humortoday  #humorgospel  #humorcrew  #humorquotes  #humorecards  #humorme  #humorspecial  #jewishhumor  #top10disappearances  #commonwealthofisrael 
@ivanfriscic making fun of me, classic.
Captured by @forevertraveler 📷🤘 #jokesonme #bts
@ivanfriscic making fun of me, classic. Captured by @forevertraveler 📷🤘 #jokesonme  #bts 
My eyes aren’t closed... 😳#jokesonme
uummmhhh EVERBODY’S head is awkward in this clip don’t you agree?!🙈🤭🤣🙃 sooooo many jokes but i digress🤪 #newzealandstatues 
#jokesonme 
#jokesonyou 
#makemelaughoutloud
#biglittleman
#allinfun
Why walk when you can roll? He hasn’t quite figured walks out yet...or has he? #jokesonme #smartypants #frenchiesofinstagram #lifeofafrenchie