Happy #foodfetishfriday ya filthy sailors it's me, it's me, it's the D-A-V-E!!! Your main squeeze with the 4-20 munchies, your Oral Adventurer, the Chairman of the Cutting Board, here with your weekly dose of X-rated fructose.
This week, I'd like to thank the amazing, mother, daughter Instagram team (I can't believe that hasn't been a #foodfetishfriday topic yet🤣🤣🤣) of @desires_of_the_foodaholics for inspiring this weeks category.
Now, picking a category this week was one of STIFF competition, it was really HARD choosing, almost had my head THROBBING with my erection... I mean selection🤣🤣🤣. So, in the spirit of friendly competition, I decided for this weeks category we'd have us some good ol' fashioned cock fighting, some chivalrous jousting or as it may be best known... SWORD FIGHTING!!! Is there really anything better than 2 tasty "bananas" slapping against eachother, trying to outdo eachother to get into your mouth? I think fucken not, that's some old school romance where I come from. Then, add in all that nut butter, cream and and nuts touching and you've got yourself a real mouth party there😉. For an added bonus this week, here's a fun little peak into my mind... I can be more indecisive than a woman picking what she wants to eat and I get bored quicker than a squirrel with ADHD. So to prevent this, I decided this morning to literally throw every combination I had at my sword fighting bananas. Strawberries, chocolate, whipped cream, berries, peanut butter, nutella, strawberry jelly, brown sugar, chopped nuts and crushed cereal. This is the way bananas were always meant to be 🙌🙌🙌. So what's your favorite banana combination, lemme know below and let me know if I missed any!!! #foodfetishfriday#foodporn#foodporno#bellyboner#mouthgasm#feedthefeed#vegetarian#banana#phillyfoodie#eatadelphia#foodadelphia#bananaporn#kitchenvillain#instafood#foodbythegram#slytlysweet#imakebetterfoodthanyou#peanutbutter#nutella#foodandsex#tgifff#fff#horngry#foodpornunicorn#fruitporn#swordfighting#banana#bananaporn