Try getting to me before the 21st of the month next time, mmmkay?! 🤷🏻♀️📆🔮 // #cookiewisdom
No wisdom in this cookie...? Is it telling me that my future is in fact not in my own hands? Just this crumbled cookie is?? Hmm interesting 🤔 #cookiewisdom
You will broaden your horizons this month. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Words of wisdom from a fortune cookie. 🥠
Hopefully this cookie is onto something.
I will keep this in mind! Sometimes it’s so difficult to take the high road when dealing with people who are selfish, jealous, and outright mean! #fortunecookie #cookiewisdom #bebetter
Throwback Monday to that time we had dumplings in Warsaw and my fortune cookie was a little on the serious side (and freakishly appropriate) 😂
#cookiewisdom #travel #bestlaidplans
I was waiting for a contradiction, but all my cookies are on point today. Maybe I should run for president.