“We hates Vanilla! We wants chocolate! Stupid Bootses’s!” Gollum was less than pleased with the birthday cupcake choice. He proceeded to smash this on the table and then bit me. He ran off and whaled for half the night in the basement about how he hates it here.... 🙄
I had been tailing him all week. Watched as he ruffed up some of the less desirable in town. I just knew he was brought in by one of the locale boss to get their womp rats in a row. His rap sheet was a parsec long, and those glowing green optics were in unnerving.
The midnight lights of the business district helped to keep me hidden from his gaze. He walked past me with an Imperial issued E-22 blaster. Those were top of the line and big credit items. He was definitely not from this black water planet. All I could think about with that beautiful woman, crumbled up like yesterday’s newspaper in that building on the outskirts of town. I was pretty sure he did it but I had no proof. “For the love of the Force do something already,” was what I thought. My figure with starting to itch a little. This guy was really starting to annoy me....
‘Portrait of a Smuggler’
lighting inspired by the awesome Trevor Philips recent Joker portrait, I’m sure your following him already but if not head over to his page @onesix_shooter for some of the best toy photography on the internet!