Another belting reminder in the form of #toilethumour that TOMORROW NIGHT in a ex public toilet in Spitalfields we will be throwing a party of #bingo (the game) hosted by @rubyyyjones, #cheapbooze , buoyant condoms an #cabaret from @NatWestDrag and @CreatureCramps PLUS an extract of #bingoplay TICKETS
TWO DAYS TO GO until we take over a (former) public toilet to bring you ... not only #Bingo ... not only #Cabaret ... not only festooned #contraception ... not only a launch #party BUT ALSO #cheapbooze . TICKETS https://buff.ly/2v7k78q
There is something that you guys need to know about me. Everytime I am about to drink some #cheapbooze or low quality venom. This song plays in my head. As I know my body is a temple and I treat it to the best with #amazinggrace . Now I recorded this video so you guys get a quick tour inside my head and don't judge next time I am dead staring at a PBR, Four loko, Franzia or the like. #fingerstyleguitar#acousticcover#alcoholic
I am really glad this wasn’t a family friendly show, I am not friendly not even with my own family. Trust me guys, I am such a disappointment my parents say well done to their steaks but never to me (and they are fucking vegetarians, so that’s saying something). Anyway fuck that, have you guys ever heard of the gay student, who got offended when he got straight A’s? No? Well they tried to cure him by putting him in a strait jacket. They say one in four gay men is HIV positive, that’s alright just fuck the other three. Enough about gay men though, I recently moved to Damansara is been really great because all the women have The Curve, sadly while I go on stage to do stand up, I definitely go on dates to get stood up. Had sex with this girl once she said it was rape, told her, it’s porn because I got in on tape. Anyway, I will shut up now, stay positive about everything in life except HIV and remember ganja is just a plant at least it grows unlike this nation that can’t and please vote, I mean honestly Najib is no longer a choice anymore more of an obligation so maybe we should call that mofo Najib instead. Whenever I think of our current government, I always go, “umm, no”, or as you guys know it, “UMNO”. Oh right yeah, I did say I will shut up, just a reminder that this post is not politically motivated, because politicians are too lazy to be motivated. Cheers dudes and dudettes! Let’s all live a life we will never forget! 👳🏽♂️🤘🏽🍺 📷: @havepunmalaysia
At the Pun Competition Ep: 4 @thebeemy last Sunday.
16.04.2017, major throwback moment to this time last year, it was the second episode of @havepunmalaysia ‘s Pun Competition and I went on stage to do some puns, it was the first time I did any form of stand up comedy. One year, later it’s been an interesting journey, I finally sort of have a reason to be weird, my jokes have become darker, moving further away from puns, but it’s been a fun journey non the less. Sure this is just the beginning anyway, much to learn and I eagerly await whatever comes my way. This was something I always wanted to try for the longest time and I made many excuses and never did, but I am glad in away, that sometimes I just get drunk and do things. Frankly, 10 years of doing a variety of different art forms and shenanigans, I can only say one thing, comedy or music, or whatever it is, fuck up, or brilliant show, bomb or the bomb, one person in the audience or zero, to me it doesn’t matter, the stage has always been home. Why? Because I don’t really go on stage to perform but so I can finally be myself, the rambunctious, sarcastic self deprecating, attention seeking whore that I can be at times, away from the constrains of societal norms.
Anyway, I will stop with the essays by byproduct of my irresponsible verbosity, but if you are free and want some cheap booze and good music, come on by to @ploywithyourfood tonight for RM 10 beers with awesome music too courtesy of @openmicmalaysia . So come by say high! 👳🏽♂️🤘🏽🔥 #standupcomedy#standupcomedymalaysia#throwback#oneyearanniversary#moretocum#notimpotentyet#openmic#openmicmalaysia#italktoomuch#ploy#cheapbooze#metalhead#puns#havepunmalaysia#thebeemy#singersongwriter#nodistortion#okiwillstopnow
Some short snippets, from today’s pun competition at @thebeemy by @havepunmalaysia . This was fun, I love puns, the harder your eyes roll into your sockets the better. 😜🤘🏽 Also come on by to @ploywithyourfood , for @openmicmalaysia ‘s open mic, where I will be playing alongside other fucking awesome acts. I often mix my comedy into my music too, so come on by say high! There’s RM 10 beer all night long too!
P.S. All this shit about my jokes being dark and that my songs are about sex, drugs and so forth is all a fucking lie. I am actually a virgin, I am very shy around women and people in general, in fact, I have never kissed a girl, I can’t stand the taste of alcohol, loud music scares me, my mom is probably the only woman who will ever love me, the one time I tired to have sex, the bed got wet, not because of the chic, but because, I pissed myself because I was that nervous. 😢 I also am firmly religious and think ganja destroys the mind and the body and the body is a temple that shouldn’t be destroyed, or we will face punishment in this life and the next from The Almighty. So come on by, for any of my shows for some wholesome family fun! *Kids aged 5 and below are encouraged.
From @havepunmalaysia ‘s 4th episode of the Pun competition. This was fun, to say the very least and congratulations to the winner @itskelvesh contact him if you want brownies. 😜🤘🏽 The second episode of the pun completion, on the 16th of April last year was the first time, I did any stand up comedy and one year on, through the many ups and downs, I am glad I ventured into this art form. Something I have always wanted to do but for a long time had no balls too. The reason I love doing stand up comedy is I have honestly I always been the weird one among my friends and always had a dark sarcastic nature, since I was a kid. At least now I have a good excuse for it aside from the fact I am generally a tortured soul. 😜🤘🏽 Looking forward to many more learning experiences and opportunities as I seek to grow as a comedian and most importantly as a fucking human being. Goodnight all, hope everyone was able to make a funday of their Sunday’s too. 👳🏽♂️🤘🏽 *I will be back to fo by some music tomorrow at @openmicmalaysia ‘s do at @ploywithyourfood , alongside other fucking awesome acts. It’s RM10 beers all night long and a five minutes walk from the Semantan MRT too, so no transport, is not an excuse. 😜Music that won’t make you snooze and cheap booze the perfect cure for the Monday blues if you ask me. So come on by, say high!
Thank you very much @jolly_juliana for the picture(s) and the support!i
It’s HAPPPPPENING you are not even going to believe what is in store for you on 26th April not only is their #bingo & #cheapbooze but there are some (so awesome I can’t believe it myself) acts. Revealed TODAY. All from a loo. TICKETS https://buff.ly/2v7k78q