So the 2009 miniseries showed us the original suit just long enough to mock it before putting him in some edgy nonsense. Fucking Milennials. Of course he looks fucking stupid — he rides around the Jungle wearing purple spandex! We all know he looks like a dork. Who reads the Phantom and goes ”I like this, but I wish the suit was cooler!”? Newsflash: not everything need to be cool. Heart and earnestness count just as much. The dude order milk at bars for fuck sake. The cool train has left the station.