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MAN'S BEST FRIEND 
Dog: oh so that's how it's gonna be huh? You're just gonna put my treat in a tortilla? Mix it in with the chorizo and egg and butter spread. I see how you are. 
The owner moves past the door. 
Dog: where you going I'm right here! Come on man let me have it. I've been good today. I didn't pee on your chair or get your pants dirty. I haven't dug any holes. Well actually I did but it's all good look, I can put the dirt back in.

The owner comes back into view. 
Dog: yes yes! That's it. Come to Papa!

The owner walks back to the kitchen. 
Dog: WTF! are you blind?! What's wrong with you! Just give it to me. I don't care for napkins or sauce! Damn! What do you want me to do? Beg? OK here I go. 
The dog starts whining. The owner hears him, waves and nods. The dog jumps up.

Dog: you heartless bastard! How can you be so cruel! OK fine you know what, keep it. I didn't want it anyway. Matter fact, I hate Mexican food. Makes me fart too much. I'm gonna go enjoy my kibbles and bits. It's healthier! 
The dog moves away from the door and to his food bowl. He sniffs at the pebbles and slouches. 
Suddenly the door opens and the owner whistles for him. 
Owner: hey buddy. Look what I made you. Your very own taco with chorizo, egg, butter, bone treat, aaaand, bacon. 
The dog jumps and barks. He runs to the taco and gobbles it up. Then he looks at his owner. 
Dog: you do love me. 
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MAN'S BEST FRIEND Dog: oh so that's how it's gonna be huh? You're just gonna put my treat in a tortilla? Mix it in with the chorizo and egg and butter spread. I see how you are. The owner moves past the door. Dog: where you going I'm right here! Come on man let me have it. I've been good today. I didn't pee on your chair or get your pants dirty. I haven't dug any holes. Well actually I did but it's all good look, I can put the dirt back in. The owner comes back into view. Dog: yes yes! That's it. Come to Papa! The owner walks back to the kitchen. Dog: WTF! are you blind?! What's wrong with you! Just give it to me. I don't care for napkins or sauce! Damn! What do you want me to do? Beg? OK here I go. The dog starts whining. The owner hears him, waves and nods. The dog jumps up. Dog: you heartless bastard! How can you be so cruel! OK fine you know what, keep it. I didn't want it anyway. Matter fact, I hate Mexican food. Makes me fart too much. I'm gonna go enjoy my kibbles and bits. It's healthier! The dog moves away from the door and to his food bowl. He sniffs at the pebbles and slouches. Suddenly the door opens and the owner whistles for him. Owner: hey buddy. Look what I made you. Your very own taco with chorizo, egg, butter, bone treat, aaaand, bacon. The dog jumps and barks. He runs to the taco and gobbles it up. Then he looks at his owner. Dog: you do love me. #stories  #storytelling  #storytease  #narrative  #dog  #pet  #funny  #dogfood  #tease  #cooking  #tacos  #bone  #treat  #lol  #writersofinstagram  #reading  #photo  #mixbreed  #wattpad  #dialogue  #acting  #comedy  #mexicanfood  #haha  #author  #director  #producer  #family  #mansbestfriend  #instagram 

3 Comments:

  1. abitofchic

    I can so hear Wowwow saying all that lol ๐Ÿถ stinker

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